Phrases you won't see in a tourism brochure

Fly dependable Air Marshall Islands.

In-flight, we'll provide you with a handy map of underwater delights,

including planes less lucky than your own!

When you arrive, take a boat excursion to Anemanit island.

Moor at the unfinished jetty.

Lose $50 at the crab fights.

Catch your own breakfast.

Moray eel anyone?

Enjoy exotic fauna.

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Note: No moray eels were eaten in the making of this tourist brochure.

P.S. My good buddy Jim (above) was completely non-plussed by the exotic fauna at Anemanit.